yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

this post means everything

(via piccolissimo-deactivated2014111)

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

(via boygeorgey-deactivated20170921)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via jibanshi-deactivated20150102)

p.s. i’m back hunties

even though i’m 20 years old i still stuff snacks into my pockets so my parents don’t judge me