in need of: food and good catching fire stream
don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams
it’s so unfair how better looking australian people are like which one of your mothers sucked off the devil
dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch
i’m rly excited for my boyf to open up his presents at christmas!